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Asmaa's avatar

I drink water because it tastes good

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Emily's avatar

watching netflix eating burger thinking 'god Bless this dumb bullshit': an autobiography

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Hip to Waste's avatar

i love this for you

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Sarah Welch-Larson's avatar

Cargo pants are good because pockets

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Hip to Waste's avatar

UTILITY!!!

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eeellleeeeee's avatar

they r both cute but in deferrint ways! (the brains 🥰)

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Alyssa's avatar

I think the Olive Garden is my favorite restaurant.

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Piyali Mukherjee's avatar

Why can't I stop yearning for people who are literally the worst for me I would like to change this pls

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Hip to Waste's avatar

it's something you can't avoid tbh. it's crucial to development in your 20s. if it persists in your 30s i do think it says something about you fundamentally, tho i am not sure what!!! all i can say is prioritize what feels good. anxious =/= good. infatuation =/= good. insecure ruminating thoughts =/= good.

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yes, if this is nikki who has been my friend since i was 12. lol.

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Ali Elabbady's avatar

no weinkls!

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John McCracken's avatar

smooth brain, no thoughts, just smooth brain

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Hip to Waste's avatar

mmmm

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Molly's avatar

I will never understand how cameras work 😭😭😭😭

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Makenna Sullivan's avatar

I think that cursed shrimp pasta on twitter looks kind of good and I would eat it!

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Maya Martin's avatar

How did fish evolve from grass??

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Jes's avatar

I just described what I’m doing as “dead braining.”

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Wabi Sabi's avatar

I'm thick like two spanners in a thick pile of wood

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Wabi Sabi's avatar

('Thick' means 'stupid' in the place where I am daily living these days)

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oy!!!! innit!!

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Asmaa's avatar

Gilmore girls revolves around extremely tall brunettes

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this comment made me laugh

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Liz's avatar

It wasn't until very recently that I grasped the concept that Arizona and New Mexico are two different states. Like, of course they are. If I was forced to take a quiz, I would say that are two states, but after watching so much election coverage, I fully understood that they are two separate entities. Beforehand, I would just mumble-think over the two like how I used to mumble over the pronunciation of Hermione while reading until it was clarified. (Sorry to bring up HP/JKR, but it was the only example I could think of on the fly.) Anyone else experience this with states or a region?

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I love that. I'm gonna tell you something. I would always skip over the word infirmary in Harry Potter books. Like, I got the sense that when they were in this place called an infirmary, they were receiving medical attention, but I didn't all the way make the connection that it's another word for a hospital. I never looked up the word. And then one day, I think I absent-mindedly may have let it slip I don't know what that word means to my siblings, and they've been roasting me about it for 10+ years. It's one of the longest-running things in our family.

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Faith's avatar

I like truly cannot compute numbers, like it has been a joke for other people to guess how many people live in world, or in the US or a state . I also literally didn't drive for four months of isolation and haven't driven on the highway since march so now I'm actually afraid to drive my car on the highway and uh wont.

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Hip to Waste's avatar

you're beautifully human and i love you faith!

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Alia Makki's avatar

Smart is overrated anyway.

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Yinka's avatar

I say dumb stuff all the time why am I having so much trouble rn...

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FaerilyGourdZistra's avatar

Want to know something really dumb? I was isolating frm roommate for a bit and wanted to clean the remote.... I've seen the video/meme of the indian tv show... I did it anyway.. I washed the remote with soap and water.... Roommate asked why the remote wasn't workng.. I said I washed it.. they said, "you mean you wiped it?...", Lol.. no... I literally washed XD

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Hip to Waste's avatar

I’d do something this dumb

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isabella rosete's avatar

i actually really enjoy being on twitter...

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Julia Tache's avatar

Last night I dreamt that I was looking outside a window at 10 or so raccoons of all different sizes playing together on a jungle gym and grabbing things with their tiny fingers, it was tight

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Leona Hoch's avatar

making beaded necklaces is the most zen thing i did in 2020

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Alex's avatar

I like negative people more than positive people bc I think we have better jokes!!

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Crone Life's avatar

Yesterday afternoon I had to take a nap because I couldn't make the remote work properly.

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ladifa's avatar

I can’t spell bourgeoisie, I can’t say it either so it’s literally a mission everytime I need to use it . I wish I could show you my recent google search history specifically for its use in this comment 😀

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Hip to Waste's avatar

omg

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