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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

I drink water because it tastes good

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

watching netflix eating burger thinking 'god Bless this dumb bullshit': an autobiography

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i love this for you

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Cargo pants are good because pockets

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UTILITY!!!

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

they r both cute but in deferrint ways! (the brains 🥰)

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

I think the Olive Garden is my favorite restaurant.

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Why can't I stop yearning for people who are literally the worst for me I would like to change this pls

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it's something you can't avoid tbh. it's crucial to development in your 20s. if it persists in your 30s i do think it says something about you fundamentally, tho i am not sure what!!! all i can say is prioritize what feels good. anxious =/= good. infatuation =/= good. insecure ruminating thoughts =/= good.

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yes, if this is nikki who has been my friend since i was 12. lol.

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

no weinkls!

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

smooth brain, no thoughts, just smooth brain

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mmmm

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

I will never understand how cameras work 😭😭😭😭

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

I think that cursed shrimp pasta on twitter looks kind of good and I would eat it!

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

How did fish evolve from grass??

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

I just described what I’m doing as “dead braining.”

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I'm thick like two spanners in a thick pile of wood

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('Thick' means 'stupid' in the place where I am daily living these days)

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oy!!!! innit!!

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

Gilmore girls revolves around extremely tall brunettes

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this comment made me laugh

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It wasn't until very recently that I grasped the concept that Arizona and New Mexico are two different states. Like, of course they are. If I was forced to take a quiz, I would say that are two states, but after watching so much election coverage, I fully understood that they are two separate entities. Beforehand, I would just mumble-think over the two like how I used to mumble over the pronunciation of Hermione while reading until it was clarified. (Sorry to bring up HP/JKR, but it was the only example I could think of on the fly.) Anyone else experience this with states or a region?

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I love that. I'm gonna tell you something. I would always skip over the word infirmary in Harry Potter books. Like, I got the sense that when they were in this place called an infirmary, they were receiving medical attention, but I didn't all the way make the connection that it's another word for a hospital. I never looked up the word. And then one day, I think I absent-mindedly may have let it slip I don't know what that word means to my siblings, and they've been roasting me about it for 10+ years. It's one of the longest-running things in our family.

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

I like truly cannot compute numbers, like it has been a joke for other people to guess how many people live in world, or in the US or a state . I also literally didn't drive for four months of isolation and haven't driven on the highway since march so now I'm actually afraid to drive my car on the highway and uh wont.

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you're beautifully human and i love you faith!

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

Smart is overrated anyway.

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I say dumb stuff all the time why am I having so much trouble rn...

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

Want to know something really dumb? I was isolating frm roommate for a bit and wanted to clean the remote.... I've seen the video/meme of the indian tv show... I did it anyway.. I washed the remote with soap and water.... Roommate asked why the remote wasn't workng.. I said I washed it.. they said, "you mean you wiped it?...", Lol.. no... I literally washed XD

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I’d do something this dumb

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i actually really enjoy being on twitter...

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Jan 16, 2021Liked by Hip to Waste

Last night I dreamt that I was looking outside a window at 10 or so raccoons of all different sizes playing together on a jungle gym and grabbing things with their tiny fingers, it was tight

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making beaded necklaces is the most zen thing i did in 2020

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I like negative people more than positive people bc I think we have better jokes!!

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Yesterday afternoon I had to take a nap because I couldn't make the remote work properly.

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I can’t spell bourgeoisie, I can’t say it either so it’s literally a mission everytime I need to use it . I wish I could show you my recent google search history specifically for its use in this comment 😀

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omg

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